I am Not Lost

Indecent Proposal

• Guy with no teeth: Hey, you got any water?
• Me: No. But the McDonald's down the way might.
• Guy: There's a McDonald's?
• Me: Yeah. It's over there,
• Later...
• Guy with no teeth and no water: Hey, how long you worked here?
• Me: About two weeks.
• Guy with no teeth: Are you married?
• Me: No, sir.
• Guy with no teeth: You want to be?
• Me: No, thank you.
• There it is. I was proposed to by a total stranger who makes more in the unemployment line than I make in a year. And he has no teeth.