Having called out from a get-together, I was preparing for bed when the phone rings...
Blake:Hey, Stray. What's up?
Me:Hey! Nothing. How are you?
Blake:Not too bad. I got a science question for you.
Me:Okay....
Blake:How do you spell "pussy"?
Me:...B-L-A-K-E. Why?
Blake, to the others in the room:Hey, she spells it B-L-A-K-E.
Others:That's awesome!
Blake:So, other than the fact that you're a loser, why aren't you coming?
Once I extorted chocolate out of the young man, I did end up going, and we saw Trick 'R Treat, which was not a scary movie, but is a truly awesome Halloween flick which keeps you guessing and never lets you get away with assumptions.