I am Not Lost

Science Question

  • Having called out from a get-together, I was preparing for bed when the phone rings...
  • Blake: Hey, Stray. What's up?
  • Me: Hey! Nothing. How are you?
  • Blake: Not too bad. I got a science question for you.
  • Me: Okay....
  • Blake: How do you spell "pussy"?
  • Me: ...B-L-A-K-E. Why?
  • Blake, to the others in the room: Hey, she spells it B-L-A-K-E.
  • Others: That's awesome!
  • Blake: So, other than the fact that you're a loser, why aren't you coming?
  • Once I extorted chocolate out of the young man, I did end up going, and we saw Trick 'R Treat, which was not a scary movie, but is a truly awesome Halloween flick which keeps you guessing and never lets you get away with assumptions.

11 October 2009